there is a dead person in my garden

i am convinced its true... my suspicions began the first weekend we got the house... remember my sweet sanding station:

well, as i was sanding (and sanding, and sanding) i began to notice a foul odor wafting from the hole between the retaining walls

this required some further investigation...

oh, i see the problem, the former homeowners threw all of their garbage in their garden...

 seriously, who does that? but upon closer inspection i see the REAL problem:

there it is, the dead body... it smells terrible... i have no intentions of opening it up... as a matter of fact i fully plan on filling up the hole with dirt and planting flowers in it... hopefully dirt will cover up the stinkiness.